lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

no

no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

(Source: takayaabe)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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